GTFO MY POST!

srsly, your tracking mud all over the floors and...HEY!! Stop eating all my food. Who the hell let a pig in here? Ok, the party is over! Everyone out! ...Thats it, I'm calling the cops...SHIT! You broke my phone... and now I can't find my laptop. No! Come back here with my refridgerator! GAHH!!! Who pushed me down the stai...When did I get stairs? Stop it! Put that sword down! NO, you can't keep the sword! Don't break it! OH MY GO-AAAGGHH!!!! How did you crash your car in here? What do you mean you pressed the wrong pedal? Then why did it crah from the roof? You did what with my dog? My God!